Thursday, February 28, 2008
where is the rainbow?

Early in the morning of today, many many bleary eyed girls were locked out of their beloved classroom because the key was left inside and the extra key was not working ): Knowing that we would be locked out of class and be able to go to the library for lessons and have an excuse to delay lessons, we hoped and hoped that the extra key would continue not to work.

However it eventually DID. As the first extra key was THE WRONG KEY =.=

Anyway the most entertaining lesson was CHEMISTRY. I shall now proceed to describe why.

ANSWER: MICHELLE POH JIA YI.

Michelle: Im having my menses this week so next week at OBS I'll be ovulating.
Me: Er hrm. *falls silent to listen to Mrs Ong*
Michelle: And I shall be hot. You know like A and B(=.=)
Me: ERRRRRR.
Michelle: And the sun is also hot. That will add to my hotness and I will be roasted.
Michelle: *Guffaws like mad to herself*

HOW SICK CAN YOU GET?! ALL INNOCENT IMAGES OF MPOH IS PERMANENTLY DESTROYED. As if they EXISTED in the first place :p

Later, her chem ws blows away and lands smack behind her chair.

Michelle: *reaches for paper* *Arm falls short*
Michelle: Ahhh! I cant reach.

Conclusion: Mich has SHORT ARMS DUE TO HER FUN SIZED BODY.

Another realization: Mich's hands ARE SWEATY. LIKE MAJORLY.

I know because she touched me.

Me: Why are your hands so sweaty?
Michelle: I licked it before touching you

GROSS !

Lihong also passed us a note on her correction tape - which is exactly the same as mine!

CORRECTION TAPE: To Hazel & Michelle
PLUMS will RULE.
ROP: revolution of plums

AHAHA SO ORIGINAL! xD

Dileen attempts to explain the difference between sulphide, sulphite and sulphate. Sulphide doesnt bond with oxygen but sulphite and sulphate does.

Mich & me: *silence* *stares blankly at dileen(the genius)*
Dileen: Mrs Ong just said. How could you not get it?
Mich & me: suffocating in silence
-after about 5 min of staring-
Me: Oh its because sulphide is S2- and sulphite is S03 2- and sulphate is SO4 2-!
Michelle: *gets it too*
Michelle: *for some reason starts to laugh hysterically*
Dileen and me: =.=

Michelle was seriously crazy!

Oh and the piece de la resistance!

-End of lesson-

Everybody: Thank you and goodbye Mrs Ong
Me: Thank you and goodbye Michelle
Me: *realizes and buries head in jacket to laugh*
Michelle: *hits me* *then breaks out in uncontrollable laughter*

SHE LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT...
-after lesson, break-

Michelle: I laughed so hard my stomach hurts
Michelle: Ah i feel myself overflowing.

WAHAHA

-scene from distant memory-
Cheryl: Will Michelle's blood overflow? *presses crystal ball*
Crystal ball: YES!

DEJA YU :DDD

During training, I dunno, just felt weird. And somehow not hitting right ): But JACQUE CAME TO WATCH ME TRAIN! And she's going to be accepted in b div shooting squad! :)))))

60 words

Speedtest

I IMPROVED OK.

But have to seriously start homework after this super long post.

1. LA SIA - PAUL'S WHEEL OF REASONING
2. Adv lit list of questions
3. History assignment 4 (stagnanting on c)
4. History SIA proposal

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